Well for those of you who really wanna know... Here's a little background on the bloke who is behind this snot dribbling site...
I am a 29 year old bloke from London who has lived all over the shop. I was born in 1977 and grew up in east London (I'm not gonna name the real place cos it's just rubbish) until I was 16, at which point I moved to Bristol for 7 years. After that moved to Munich, Germany for two and a half years and now back in London since 2002.
I guess I should also mention that I'm also a big fat poof. It's not something I see worth stopping on and analysing. I'm quite happy with it and couldn't give a monkeys eyeball what anyone thought about it. Therefore you will see lots of references to big gay things on this site... No porn (that comes later), but if you have a hang up then I suggest you fuck off now before the big fairies get you and you turn into one of 'them'...
Likes:
• Being chilled out with open minded people
• A good old all night party round my house
Dislikes:
• People with their head up their own ass being all arrogant, with a lack of respect for other people whilst being narrow minded. As far as I am concerned there are too many of these people around. May they all burst into flames...
• Scat
• Fat
And that's about it really - oh, and there's a pic of me on the left, with ridiculously white teeth (it's just too easy in photoshop - where do you stop?).